And as we have reached the middle of the week, let us celebrate humpday. Spring is now in full bloom, as winter has receded into her harsh domains, hopefully not to be seen again for many, many months. What we have to enjoy now are the longer days, the abundance light and warmth, and the growing heat of passions and desires. Yes, warmth and sun engender such things.
This spring is a time for a new beginning, as I start this new den of iniquity, this hidden world we shall call the Orange Underground. It is here, my dear, that we shall engage in our forbidden delights, our erotic adventures, and all our other passions. We enjoy all this too much to be denied.
And as it is humpday, let us think about that most delightful activity on a humpday, and imagine me on top of you, guiding myself slowly inside you and filling you with all my hardness…
Yes, my dear, a good humpday in Spring should always be celebrated the right way.