Today is a day of great rejoicing. I have learned, from FB blog, that Mistress Clio, the fairest of the fairest of blogger goddesses, has returned to her blog. You can find her here: http://aliasclio.wordpress.com/ For those of you older readers of Roissy, Clio was the object of complete infatuation on Roissy’s blog from me and the great Tupac, an infatuation which enjoyed its fullest expression two years ago. I myself, upon request by Tupac, wrote Clio a very special post, the first “special” post devoted to a female blogger on my blog, which generated a bit of controversy. If you want to see what I wrote her, you can check it out here: http://theracerx.wordpress.com/2009/07/14/servicing-miss-clio/ It was a delightful experience and all done in tongue and cheek (well, to a certain point. Women like Clio do stir up the darker sides of male sexuality without really realizing it). Clio feigned disgust, but she secretly enjoyed my lecherous advances, especially as she linked my erotic writing about her on her blog. Since those wonderful days, I am not sure what happened to Tupac, but I assume his absence was due in large part over his grief when he learned that the lovely Clio had gotten married. For me, upon learning this news, my life was plunged into a unbelievable darkness, from which I am still recovering. Clio was married, and then she disappeared, and deprived us all of her ethereal beauty and pure intellectual thought. I would check her blog occasionally but since there had not been an update since Dec of 09, I had become convinced that we would never see the alluring Miss Clio again. I wept nightly for her.
But today I have learned that Clio is back. Life is once again filled with the light of pure intellectual beauty, the type of which only such a refined being as Clio can create. She is the Queen of all the bloggerettes, the first and truest expression of a seemingly virginal creature who is fascinated by the raunchy forbiddenness that the old Roissy created through his blog. She showed that even the most refined of women felt an attraction to the darker sides of male sexuality. She also contributed to the gaming debate with a succinct yet thorough discussion of different types of women. She was a regular reader of the Roissysphere and, despite her obvious modesty, she entranced all of us, especially myself and Tupac. Even the sociopathic, maniacal Roissy treated Clio with a certain deference and respect that no other female commentator on his blog received. Such was her goddesses like, other worldly power over us all. So Tupac, if you are out there, rejoice, for Clio is back, and we can both again delight in the purity of the most refined female to grace the blogging world. And yes, to service Miss Clio is still one of my more forbidden fantasies, especially now that she is married